Problem with Physics

I wish I could boycott the laws of physics, you know, have a good ol' rally or maybe exercise a little civil disobedience or passive resistance because I'm simply tired of the oppression from the physical laws imposed by the universe.

Did I vote for these laws? No. Did I have a say in how they were selected or better yet how they are enforced. No. How many flights of stairs must I fall down? How often must I trip, spill food, and slip before I can finally stand up and say enough is enough. No more. I want to campaign for inertia and gravity reform.

Where is my input? Where are my rights? And I don't want any of you science conspirators to respond with why these law are for the "greater good." Hogwash. We've all been held down long enough. It is time we had the chance to take to the skies and fly.

Who's with me? Who will join my ranks?

Disclaimer: This rant is directly related to recent incidents including falling out of a chair, dropping lunch, and a carbonation overflow mess on a desk. These views may not be an accurate reflection of the authors actual opinions on a better day. ;)