Pothole Damage

Today I received an email from a noted car repair company with the title "8 Signs of Pothole Damage," which got my creative juices flowing.

Here is my version:

8 Signs of Pothole Damage

1. Car is stuck in a hole
2. Sudden loss of a tire
3. Exhaust system is missing
4. A river of car fluid trails behind you
5. Car becomes 4 inches shorter
6. Feels like you are driving a galloping, 3-legged grizzly bear
7. You drive a car in Boston
8. All of the Above ;o)